The Boston Globe quotes Vanessa Kerry, daughter of John: "Every candidate has an Achilles' heel, but George Bush is a walking Achilles' body."

Achilles, of course, was a hero, the mightiest of the Greeks. So that's quite an endorsement from the young Miss Kerry.

--James Taranto's "Best of the Web" (The Wall Street Journal editorial page)

Are Bush supporters really so desperate that they're reduced to willfully misinterpreting jokes?