Another song -- this one from Clint Black -- about how painful it is for a reluctant nation to go to war....

...IT MIGHT BE A SMART BOMB

THEY FIND STUPID PEOPLE TOO

AND IF YOU STAND WITH THE LIKES OF SADDAM

ONE JUST MIGHT FIND YOU

(CHORUS II)

I ROCK, I RACK'EM UP AND I ROLL

I'M BACK AND I'M A HIGH TECH GI JOE

I'VE GOT INFRARED, I'VE GOT GPS AND I'VE GOT THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED LEAD

THERE'S NO PRICE TOO HIGH FOR FREEDOM

SO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU TREAD

(BRIDGE)

NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG

OR YOU CAN STAY BEHIND

OR YOU CAN GET OUT OF THE WAY

BUT OUR TROOPS TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE

FOR THE GOOD OLD U.S.A.

I ROCK...

Yeah, conservatives really hate war, don't they?

Download the song here. Sorrowfully, of course.

Oh -- and don't forget to buy the T-shirt. With great sadness.