Thursday, September 17, 2015

THE INSURGENTS HAVE A FOOTHOLD BECAUSE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS A FAILED STATE

Matt Bai delivers some unsurprising news about the GOP Establishment:
If you were in Washington watching the Republican debate last night, you might have felt a small tilt in the floor, or heard the plates rattling gently in their cupboards.

That was the sound of the Republican establishment shifting its collective weight away from Jeb Bush -- and inching a little bit closer to their best available alternative.
So they've finally come to their senses and realized that Jeb doesn't have the mojo for this? And they're going to shift their allegiance to someone the party voter base is genuinely excited about?

Um, apparently not:
And no, it’s not Ben Carson or Carly Fiorina.
Really? Who, then?
... The question you hear now is: Who’s the fallback?

Chris Christie seems too damaged. Rand Paul seems too erratic. Scott Walker seems too much like Scott Walker.

To hear governing Republicans tell it, there are only two “nominate-able” candidates on the stage, aside from Bush. One is Marco Rubio, who has performed well in the debates, but who has yet to find a compelling theme or a foothold in New Hampshire....

The other is John Kasich. And he’s the guy Bush ought to be worried about.
You're joking, Matt. Aren't you?
It was Kasich, and not Bush, who scolded the debate moderator, CNN’s Jake Tapper, early in the debate for not focusing on policy. It was Kasich who forced himself into the foreign policy debate from the edge of the stage a few minutes later, refusing to be silenced. It was Kasich who dared to make a spirited defense of globalism, vowing to rebuild foreign alliances.
Um, Matt? Republican voters hate foreigners. Maybe they liked Thatcher (when she seemed, to them, like Reagan's transatlantic twin), and maybe they briefly liked Tony Blair (when he seemed like the Mini-Me to flightsuit-era George W. Bush). But in general? Hate 'em.

In Kasich's longest stretch holding center stage in last night's debate, he urged caution on the Iran deal. At other times, he warned against shutting down the government over Planned Parenthood. This is not how you win Republican primaries.

Oh, but:
... he’s the most successful sitting governor in the field, and he has already surged into double digits in New Hampshire.
You know who was in double digits in the last New Hampshire primary? Jon Huntsman. How'd that work out for him?

Ahh, but Bai wants us to understand that the Establishment always gets its man:
It’s not an accident that the GOP nominated George W. Bush, John McCain and Mitt Romney in its last three competitive contests -- all of them establishment picks.
Yes, and all of whom went on to lose the popular vote in the general election, a fact of which GOP voters are acutely aware.

So really? Party mandarins are going to dump Jeb for Kasich? Or Rubio? Two guys who (to use the formulation of Molly Ivins) don't have the slightest bit of Elvis in them?

Kasich certainly doesn't -- Elvis's accountant, maybe, but not Elvis. Rubio has a lot of Pat Boone in him -- he comes off as the kind of straight-A high school student who's never done anything that the teachers wouldn't approve of. He should debate in white bucks and a letterman sweater. Fiorina may not have any Elvis in her, but she could be Lesley Gore circa "You Don't Own Me," although I still think, as I suggested in the last post, that the party would prefer someone like Wanda Jackson in full rockabilly mode, especially given Jackson's later work as a Christian proselytizer at high schools. Trump, of course, is all bad boy -- not so much Elvis as Jerry Lee Lewis on his worst behavior. Carson seems more like Perry Como, but the skin tone alone presumably makes a lot of GOP voters feel as if they're flirting with danger.

But the best thing in Bai's column?
... establishment Republicans are already whispering not so quietly about the potential of a Kasich-Rubio ticket, if that’s what it takes to dispatch both Trump and Clinton.
Seriously? They're finally pondering the third-party strategy, and that's their genius plan? Dull/Duller '16? The gods don't love me enough to grace my life with that gift.

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Meanwhile, at The Washington Post, Matea Gold and Jenna Johnson say that Scott Walker's money people are pondering a Plan B:
There is mounting anxiety among Scott Walker donors about the direction of his campaign and increasing fears that it is running low on cash, leading to a growing consensus among some of the Wisconsin governor's biggest financial backers that he needs to make a dramatic change....

Stanley S. Hubbard, a Minnesota media mogul and top Walker donor, said that while he is sticking with Walker for now, he is considering also giving money to Sen. Marco Rubio (Fla.), former Hewlett-Packard chief executive Carly Fiorina and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, all of whom performed well at Wednesday's debate, he said....

Many prominent Walker bundlers came away from the debate uncertain who will eventually emerge as the leader in the crowded field.

"Last night didn't solve any questions," the Walker fundraiser said. "Who is it? Is it Carly? Is she going to be our Margaret Thatcher?"
So Bai says the disappointed Jeb money boys will gravitate to Rubio and Kasich, not Fiorina. Gold and Johnson say the disappointed Walker money boys are gravitating to Fiorina -- and to Rubio and Christie.

And meanwhile, Trump and Carson are running away with the race.

The smart pundits keep telling us that neither Trump nor Carson can actually win the nomination because The Party Decides -- GOP insiders, Republican elected officials, and big conservative donors always get their candidate in the end. But this is the year that the party literally couldn't decide -- there were just so many choices, Jeb and Rand and Scott and Marco and Chris and Cruz and Kasich, that party muckamucks split their loyalties. Jeb did get the most money, but he didn't scare anyone else, because he's a listless sad sack and nearly everyone else is on the speed-dial of a billionaire or two.

So the party is basically a failed state, with no unified government. No wonder the untutored insurgents are on the verge of a complete takeover.

5 comments:

Jim Parrett said...

As to Rubio, no chance especially if one of his competitors uses the clip last night where the contender is shown after speaking, taking his trademark sip of water, wiping the Nixonian sweat from his brow and grimacing several times almost to the point of contortion. All in a few seconds.

Unknown said...

I think Matt Bai is NOT "joking".

Bai is a well-connected 'access' reporter, & SUCH a fkng boring writer with SUCH boring kumbaya centrist ambitions, it semi-shocks me he left NYT. (Tho, Yahoo $$$s outweigh Grey Lady bylines for puisne political writers, plus high schoolish order-peckery in the NYT's U.S politics coverage group keeps rendering particular reporters in and out of favor.).

I think Bai here is reporting the wet dream scenario of the GOP Ownership Group; that either or both a) Bai thinks himself in no position to look too closely at the teeth of this nag, and b) Bai's failure to provide even a precis of a scenario by which this comes about may be taken as some evidence in favor of Steve M's premise that the GOP staff have lost control of the outcome.

tgchicago said...

To me, the most interesting Kasich bit from the debate was this snippet where he quickly went from standard warmongering Republican to actually sounding sane to sounding completely bigoted and disgusting -- all within a few sentences. See if you can figure out what I mean:

KASICH: I called for boots on the ground [in Syria] many months ago in a coalition with our friends who share our interest. You know, you win a battle with the military, and when we go somewhere, we need to be mobile, and lethal. We need to take care of business, and we need to come home.

KASICH: But, we face, also, a bigger war -- and you win the bigger war with the battle of ideas. You wonder why young people, and educated people, rich people, schooled people, have tried to join ISIS.

KASICH: Western civilization, all of us, need to wake up to the fact that those murderers and rapists need to be called out, and in Western civilization we need to make it clear that our faith in the Jewish and Christian principals force us to live a life bigger than ourselves...

TAPPER: ...Thank you, Governor...

KASICH: ...to make (ph) centers (ph) of justice so that we can battle the radicals, call them out for what they are, and make sure that all of our people feel fulfilled in living in Western civilization...



Yes that's right. Kasich can see the value of trying to understand what motivates our enemies. And his message to a disillusioned, educated Muslim dude living in the West -- his plan to win the 'battle of ideas' -- is to tell him how much better Judaism and Christianity are than Islam.

What better way to persuade a potential Islamic extremist than to insult his religion!

Knight of Nothing said...

Between "Phony Carlymania Will Bite the Dust" (now don't look to us!) and this one, you're on fire with the post titles!

(both are excellent posts, btw).

Steve M. said...

Thanks.