Wednesday, February 24, 2021

REPUBLICANS ARE BETTER AT MARCHING IN LOCKSTEP THAN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS

These guys seem good at marching in lockstep...


...but they're amateurs compared to Republicans:


What is the COVID bill again, boys and girls? It's a socialist wish list!

This is all Republicans do. Apart from winning elections, cutting taxes and regulations for the rich, and appointing judges who'll ensure that regulations and rich people's taxes get cut even more and Republicans win even more elections, Republicans seek to do nothing with the powers of government. Therefore, all Republicans can offer their voters is resentment, doled out in catchphrases. This has been true for years, so by now Republican voters are conditioned to want nothing more from their elected officials. They crave the catchphrases. They shout them right back at their members of Congress and their favorite media figures.

Republicans can't legislate. Lucky for them, they don't have to.

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