In case you haven't noticed, wingnut welfare recipient is the only employment category in America that rivals Supreme Court justice for job security -- which is my roundabout way of introducing the book that's currently at #27 on the Amazon bestseller list (and no, I don't know if that's the result of bulk buys, but that certainly seems like a distinct possibility):

You just can't kill these careers.
My favorite customer review for the book:
5.0 out of 5 stars technically, she's the only true expert on the subjectRight -- no one else in America has read the bill. No congressional staffer. No White House aide. No lobbyist. Just her. What a gal!
As she's the only person in the US verified as having read the whole scheme! Anyone contesting her should work with a certified auditor to observe the date they started reading the bill, the date they finished, and have to get at least 3 out of 10 questions correct to make sure they're capable of comprehension as well.
So what's the truth value of this book? I don't know, but I'm amused that Amazon will give you a discount if you bundle the book with a copy of Glenn Beck's Agenda 21. Perfect.
And gee, thanks, Andrew Sullivan, for making this woman a star.