Tuesday, May 06, 2014

OH, MONICA, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE SIDES!

Monica, we're so confused! Each side is convinced you went public just to help the other guys!





Instead, you tricked us by spreading the blame around:
"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."
But now every time we emphasize just the first part of that quote, the right-wingers are going to emphasize just the second part! You did that to us on purpose!

Also this:
"Any 'abuse' came in the aftermath, when I was made a scapegoat in order to protect his powerful position.... The Clinton administration, the special prosecutor's minions, the political operatives on both sides of the aisle, and the media were able to brand me. And that brand stuck, in part because it was imbued with power."
You blamed everyone! You were supposed to blame one side or the other!

Don't you understand how everything works now, Monica? How can we have a proper multi-media fight about this for days and days if you won't take one side or the other?

2 comments:

shwellthanksh said...

Dammit Steve, now you've got me repeatedly loading teh Onion's Breaking News page hoping they are about to top the most hilarious Onion story evar...

Lewinsky Subpoenaed To Re-Blow Clinton On Senate Floor.

Victor said...

At the time, Republicans were looking for ANY thing, like they are now, to impeach the President.

Their list of supposed scandals for Clinton, was long - and meaningless.

But then, with the MSM primed for a Clinton scandal for years by our Reich-Winters, came the BJ heard 'round the world!

I'm pretty sure that with FDR, JFK, LBJ, and Harding, among others, that it wasn't the first BJ in the White House or the Oval Office.