Tuesday, February 17, 2015

HERE'S THE LIKELY 2016 REPUBLICAN PLATFORM: "WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH!"

You want right-wing self-pity? Walker delivers:



Is Walker going to win the nomination? Yeah, I think so, unless Jeb starts talking about how mean those liberals were to him back when he was meddling in the lives of Michael and Terri Schiavo. Even then, I think Walker can outwhine him. This plus a few platitudes about how great America would be if we'd all remember to kneel before Jesus and Ronal Reagan -- that's all Republican voters want.

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  1. Is he going to use the name John Doe on the ballot?

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  2. Be very afraid of the "Wanker" or as Charles Pierce calls him~ "The Google Eyed Humunculus". And you forgot "Bengazi".

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  3. Yes, Walker's got "mean old liberals" street cred, and more recent as well!

    The writing on my wall says Walker/Rubio and Clinton/Castro. Yes, that makes for a Hispanic veep either way.

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  4. All of the butthurt of Nixon, with none of the brains.

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  5. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Of course he's going to win the nomination - and the presidency!

    I told you all that yonks ago, you can put the deeds of the house on it!

    Well, yes, from time to time I have been a teensy-weensy bit wrong in my forecasts but, I promise you, this time Walker will walk it!

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  6. Assuming he's not serving time in a Wisconsin state penitentiary, right?

    Or do you think he'd get elected, anyway?

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