From Fox Nation, via Weasel Zippers (click to enlarge):
"Oh my God! The Kenyan Muslim socialist needs a Teleprompter for the words "Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America"?!
No, schmuck -- he needs a Teleprompter for the entire speech he gave in Cedar Rapids, which ran for 3,498 words.
And I eliminated from my word count the 35 times he was interrupted by "(Laughter)" or "(Applause)," including
Thank you, everybody. God bless you. God bless America. (Applause.)
Animals, less than sufficiently evolved, bow down to gods.
ReplyDeleteHuman Beings, do not.
Well, but, those 3,498 words were written at a third-grade level! Or something like that. I read it on a blog somewhere.
ReplyDelete"Are you ready to rock ... uh ... Cleveland!"
ReplyDeleteYeesh!
ReplyDeleteOh, please, please, let yourselves believe in Newt because you think he's the better candidate on account of his debating ability.
Obama won't need a teleprompter, as Newt suggests, to leave him a steaming, weeping pile of santorum on the stage.