ME, I'D LIKE TO THINK WE'RE NO WORSE THAN A BENIGN POLYP

According to his Web site, Glenn Beck's new DVD includes a bonus documentary with an oh-so-subtle title:

Missed Glenn at CPAC? Now you can get the DVD of the speech that rid Glenn of all 3 friends he had remaining. Tough on Republicans and Democrats, this speech gets right to the heart of what's destroying America: progressivism. Also on the DVD are special features including all access with Scott Baker from the Insider Extreme launch event at the Nokia Theater AND the all new documentary titled: Progressivism: America's Cancer.

As Right Wing Watch notes, Beck is apparently struggling with the name of this fine cinematic effort -- you can watch a brief preview here, where the title is Progressivism: America's Disease.

Maybe eventually it'll be called Progressivism: America's Necrotizing Fasciitis. That would be catchy, no?