HILLARY CLINTON COUGHS!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!!

What the hell kind of people would actually consider that news? What the hell kind of people would actually post a video of her coughing on high-traffic Web sites as a big newsflash, on the assumption that people would actually want to watch it?

The answer is obvious: people who are Republican.

Tomorrow: Bill Clinton flosses! Further proof that he's the Antichrist?