OF COURSE THE CRAZIES THINK THE MAUI FIRES ARE PART OF A VAST GLOBAL CONSPIRACY

Free Republic introduces me to Sam Tripoli, a comedian-slash-conspiracy theorist, who has some thoughts about the fires on Maui:

Interesting , interesting, interesting! pic.twitter.com/bbJbIEhyTX

— Sam Tripoli (@samtripoli) August 12, 2023

Now I want you to look at this footage. And this doesn’t look like a fire to me. It looks like something almost exploded, or something went off.

Now what’s interesting is certain things are still standing, while other things are not.

Now the governor did say this is climate change doing this. Interesting.

What they don’t talk about is in January, how they had in Maui, a Smart City Conference to turn Maui into an entire Smart Island — changing everything to electric. Renewables. Solar panels. And pushing everybody into electric vehicles. 15-Minute Smart Cities.

So now what’s also interesting is next month, in September, Hawaii is hosting the Digital Government Summit, utilizing AI to govern the island.

Hmmm. It’s almost like they’re resetting something to start rebuilding for this, which they’re trying to push.

A fellow conspiratorialist rounds up the usual suspects:

“...Because we all know the World Economic Forum are the ones pulling the strings. Right?

“So if we know that, when we see a fire like that, then the second that we hear that the plans are to bring in a Smart City, you’ll know why it was done.”

In the first video, Tripoli theorizes that the fires were started by Department of Defense directed energy weapons, because it just isn't a scientific conspiracy unless it includes the phrase "directed energy weapons." (See: 9/11, and also every newsworthy wildfire of recent years.)

Why should we believe that the fires were caused by direct energy weapons? Well, just look at the photographic evidence!* (*The photographic evidence doesn't actually depict Maui):

CLAIM: Two images of beams of light reaching up the sky prove recent wildfires on Maui were started by an “energy weapon.”

AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. Both images are unrelated to the fires on Maui. One photo shows the launch of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket from a California military base in May 2018. The other shows a flare from a controlled burn at an oil refinery in Ohio the same year.

Here's the 2018 refinery fire. This is not Maui in 2023:

Will a Fox prime-time host try to mainstream these conspiracy theories, especially the part arguing that the WEF needs to destroy existing cities in order to make those cities "smart"? Or will we have to wait until Robert Kennedy Jr. weighs in? Kennedy has already said that he thinks the WEF wants to reduce the population of the world. So this is perfect for him.