THE ALL-POWERFUL DEMOCRATIC DISTRACTION MACHINE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

Every right-winger in America knows that President Brandon and the evil Democrat Party have built the most fearsome propaganda machine in human history, all designed to accomplish one goal: distracting the American public from the story of Hunter Biden. Consider the brutal efficiency of this distraction engine just in the past two months.

In May there was this:

... right-wing media outlets are claiming that charges against [George] Santos are a distraction from Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop....

Fox News contributor Joe Concha complained about mainstream media focusing on Santos, adding, “You can barely find anything on the Comer investigation and the allegations. And think about what we're talking about here: George Santos is a freshman congressman. Is it a story? Yes, it is. But Joe Biden is the sitting president of the United States.”

Fox News host Laura Ingraham described the Santos news as “shady timing.” Her guest Kyle Seraphin, a former FBI agent, added that “the timing is obviously suspicious.”

... Right-wing radio host Clay Travis called the timing of the Santos arrest “so diabolically brilliant.” New York Post writer Miranda Devine responded saying, “You can’t imagine that this is just a coincidence.”

A few weeks later, in early June ...

Former President Trump on Sunday suggested that his recent federal indictment comes as a “distraction” for allegations made by House Republicans in their probe into President Biden and his son Hunter Biden.

“It was done for political reasons, but it was also done, I guess, to cover up the kind of a massive crime that’s now being revealed by the Republicans in the House,” Trump said of the indictment on the debut episode of his “The Roger Stone Show” on 77 WABC....

And a couple of weeks after that ...

Several right-wing commentators have accused Joe Biden of withholding news of the Titan submersible's demise to distract from recent developments with his son, Hunter, after it was revealed the U.S. Navy likely detected the vessel's implosion on Sunday....

"The WSJ is reporting the U.S. Navy detected the Titan implosion on Sunday but Biden held the news until today's whistleblower testimony on Hunter," Jack Posobiec, a conservative activist and commentator, wrote in a tweet on Thursday evening, which as of 4 a.m. ET Friday had been viewed 5.9 million times. "The entire thing was a distraction op."

And, more or less simultaneously ...

Fox News anchor Maria Bartiromo claimed the Biden administration is “drumming up” on the civil war that nearly broke out in Russia in order to dodge the latest revelations on Hunter Biden....

“I know that the State Department and the White House would like everybody to move the Hunter Biden story off of the front page and start talking about all the drama in Russia over the weekend,” Bartiromo said. “We’re not going to do that on Sunday Morning Futures. The biggest story of the week was that WhatsApp message from Hunter Biden....”

Now ...

First son Hunter Biden joined his father and other members of the Biden family at the White House Tuesday to take in the Fourth of July fireworks following a weekend getaway to Camp David – during which a powdered substance found in the West Wing initially tested positive for cocaine....

Authorities are now trying to determine how the substance got into the White House.

Hunter Biden, 53, who has acknowledged a prior addiction to crack cocaine, was on the White House grounds Friday before heading off to Camp David with his father for the second weekend in a row.

Wow -- is Brandon such an evil genius that he's now using Hunter Biden to distract us from Hunter Biden?

Otherwise, I can't understand why I'm even hearing about this cocaine at all, given the Orwellian capabilities of the all-powerful Democratic distraction apparatus.