STUDIES IN COMPARATIVE FACIAL INJURY

Darren Wilson looked like he was attacked by facial cream that gave him a slight facial irritation.

— Gus (@Gus_802) November 25, 2014

Let's compare and contrast. Wilson, after what he describes as a physical fight with Michael Brown:





George W. Bush, after collapsing while choking on a pretzel in 2002:



Outgoing secretary of defense Chuck Hagel, after colliding with a cabinet door in his kitchen earlier this month:





If Wilson was ustified in using lethal force, then I think Hagel had every right to murder his kitchen cabinet in cold blood, while Bush should have launched an war to overthrow the pretzel manufacturer. Don't you think?