Of course there are no pictures of a pregnant Michelle Obama. That's because Sasha and Malia were sprung full-grown from the brow of Harry Reid during a secret planning meeting at Al Qaeda headquarters in Afghanistan.
This was highly unusual, and worthy of investigation, because most children are found in cabbage patches.
I have seen this drivel floating around lately in the last few months. The claim is that Barack Obama did not father Sasha and Malia, that they were purchased from a child-trafficking ring as cover to hide the fact that he is gay and that Michelle is nothing but his beard.
These people are such sick, twisted, vile monsters. They cannot accept a beautiful, happy, loving, intelligent, educated, cultured family that happens to be African American.
And, they seem obsessed with contemplating the president's sex life.
I followed a harmless-looking link and stumbled across a site promoting this drivel. It took weeks to scrub the slime off my monitor.
There are no depths too low for these racist, un-American pieces of scum.
Good lord. All you have to do is look at a picture of the First Family to see that those girls are very much the children of Michelle and Barack Obama -- heck, they look more like their parents than I do like my mother.
You'd have to be beyond slime-mold low to traffic in garbage like that.
There's no suspicion too crazy for Orly Taitz. It was Obama Satanic ritual murder back in 2009. Some people have an aversion to ideas too disgusting, but Taitz is not one of them.
Of course there are no pictures of a pregnant Michelle Obama. That's because Sasha and Malia were sprung full-grown from the brow of Harry Reid during a secret planning meeting at Al Qaeda headquarters in Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteThis was highly unusual, and worthy of investigation, because most children are found in cabbage patches.
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I have seen this drivel floating around lately in the last few months. The claim is that Barack Obama did not father Sasha and Malia, that they were purchased from a child-trafficking ring as cover to hide the fact that he is gay and that Michelle is nothing but his beard.
ReplyDeleteThese people are such sick, twisted, vile monsters. They cannot accept a beautiful, happy, loving, intelligent, educated, cultured family that happens to be African American.
And, they seem obsessed with contemplating the president's sex life.
I followed a harmless-looking link and stumbled across a site promoting this drivel. It took weeks to scrub the slime off my monitor.
There are no depths too low for these racist, un-American pieces of scum.
Good lord. All you have to do is look at a picture of the First Family to see that those girls are very much the children of Michelle and Barack Obama -- heck, they look more like their parents than I do like my mother.
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to be beyond slime-mold low to traffic in garbage like that.
Oh, and with a link to your post in such a place, Steve, I assume you're bracing for an influx of gibbering trolls.
ReplyDeleteThere's no suspicion too crazy for Orly Taitz. It was Obama Satanic ritual murder back in 2009. Some people have an aversion to ideas too disgusting, but Taitz is not one of them.
ReplyDeleteHuh?
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