Friday, April 26, 2013

WHEN PREDATORS ARE IN CAGES, WE THINK THEY'RE CUTE

Well, of course we have fonder feelings about unpopular presidents after they're out of office. At that point they're harmless -- and not merely harmless; they're powerful people who've been tamed. We like seeing powerful people tamed. That's why our comedies are full of goofy dads and Keystone Kops and inept bosses; that's why Hollywood put Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. This shows up elsewhere in pop culture as well -- in the taming of men in romance novels, for instance. We don't actually rebel against power very much in this society, but we like to be entertained by images of authority figures who've been defanged. It's enjoyable.

We can feel oppressed by politicians' power over us. Some presidents know how to transmit images of themselves not wielding power, so that they seem less oppressive -- Reagan did that a lot, and it worked on a lot of Americans, and Obama has been doing it as well, with his date nights and his NCAA brackets and so on. Right-wingers hate it when Obama does it (ands a lot of us lefties hated it from Reagan), but a lot of Americans find it disarming.

Bush tried this when he was president, but even then he seemed to be challenging his political opponents. The message from his team seemed to be, "Yeah, he's at the ranch clearing brush again -- because having a ranch and clearing brush is what REAL MEN do. You got a problem with that, elitist punk?" He was determined to seem like the jock's jock -- an aggressive mountain hiker, say, or the best first-pitch-thrower-outer of any president ever, dammit! At least that's the message we got from his sycophants about his extracurricular activities.

Peggy Noonan says:
In all his recent interviews Mr. Bush has been modest, humorous, proud but unassuming, and essentially philosophical: History will decide. No finger-pointing or scoring points. If he feels rancor or resentment he didn't show it....

And all this felt like an antidote to Obama -- to the imperious I, to the inability to execute, to the endless interviews and the imperturbable drone, to the sense that he is trying to teach us, like an Ivy League instructor taken aback by the backwardness of his students. And there's the unconscious superiority. One thing Mr. Bush didn't think he was was superior. He thought he was luckily born, quick but not deep, and he famously trusted his gut but also his heart. He always seemed moved and grateful to be in the White House. Someone who met with Mr. Obama during his first year in office, an old hand who'd worked with many presidents, came away worried and confounded. Mr. Obama, he said, was the only one who didn't seem awed by his surroundings, or by the presidency itself.

Mr. Bush could be prickly and irritable and near the end showed arrogance, but he wasn't vain or conceited, and he still isn't. When people said recently that they were surprised he could paint, he laughed: "Some people are surprised I can even read."
Noonan and I must have been watching two different George W. Bush administrations. The trusting of the gut wasn't portrayed as something Bush did because, regrettably, he lacked intellectual depth -- it was portrayed as the way a real man and a real president and a real American makes a decision, with none of the caution and cost-benefit analysis and icky nuance that some overeducated Democratic pantywaist would bring to the same decision, and none of the absurd obsession with, y'know, evidence-gathering and facts.

Bush may say self-deprecating things now in response to his opponents' criticisms of him, but when he was president he struggled to name anything he'd ever done wrong while in office. What humility there was was a weapon of aggression -- when he went into humble mode, he did it relative to God, which was his way of saying, I love Jesus and you don't, you hippie America-hater.

The dancing Bush we saw a couple of times near the end of his term was, I guess, a preview of the Bush we see now. But for most of his term he was the petulant, stubborn self-proclaimed decider who did what he wanted -- or what his team had persuaded him he wanted -- and who didn't give a crap if you didn't like it. He can't do that anymore. So of course he seems less oppressive.

7 comments:

  1. Oh, Bush decided with both his gut AND his heart? Good to know those are distinct.

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  2. No news that Nooners still loves W.

    I'm sure that Mrs. Alois Schickelgruber loved her little son Adolph until the day she died.

    The first think I couldn't stand about W, was the first time I found out that he was a male cheerleader, and not some jock.

    That @$$hole strutted around like he was the Captain of both the Football and Wrestling teams, not leading cheers, bellowing through a megaphone, waving his pom-poms, and shaking his ass.

    WHAT A TRANSPARENT PHONY!!!

    Well, it looks like the Bush Family has decided to make Nooners W's hagiographer, after what she did for the love of her life, St. Ronnie of "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here? Don't hurt me. I always depended on the kindness of strangers..."

    If, if, they can keep her "Alcoholic Dementia" from worsening, and hope she finishes writing enough BS to have the righties want to take down those Socialists, Jefferson and FDR, and relace them with Reagan and W, before she chokes on a garlic-stuffed olive in her fourth Triple Martini, in a gin-soaked delirium.

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  3. Noonan has been a mess since her Menopause 20 years ago was obviously Hormone Horrific. Hate to say it but
    this is what Maureen Dowd will be like in 15 years.

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  4. Wow, Pops, sexist much? The hormones made them do it? Please.

    My most admired former President is Jimmy Carter, who has actually gotten his hands dirty trying to make the world a better place. He's a man who still has power and chooses to use it for good.

    As for Obama not being "awed" enough by the Presidency, I imagine those who think so still, in their lizard brains, expect a black man to bow and scrape in gratitude for being "allowed" in the Master's house. And the idea that Obama is acting imperial in a way that Bush did not is utter bullshit.

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    1. Kick it, kick their mysogenist asses. Kick it.

      Bummer is, they don't know any better.

      They"re white dogs.

      No fear.

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  5. Ever see some idiot - most likely white christian daughter-fucker - stick their arm in the cage to "pet the kiity?"

    Np fear.

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  6. . . like an Ivy League instructor taken aback by the backwardness of his students For once, Noonan is apt. Of course, Obama's "students" - the press, Republicans, most Americans - really are dumbasses who think with their guts and hearts rather than their heads. Hence the appeal of Reagan and Bush's fake folksiness and manliness. Reagan was just a better actor.

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