Steve, You ask, "What the hell is Sarah Palin's excuse for this video tribute to herself"
Uhm... Here's the answer to today's edition of SATSQ: A STARBURST OF CASH!!!
Her money from earlier grifts is running low, and she needs a quick influx of cash from the rubes, suckers, marks, stooges, fools, racists, misogynists, xenophobes, homophobes, idiot, imbeciles, and morons - so, this is the bright shiny lure, to get them to bite.
She ain't never runnin' fer nothin' that ain't a bank!
Money. As in, money. You know, cash. Gramma's Social Security check. Joedolt, Jr.'s college (ha!) fund. The coffee can with the car repair money. Sissimae's babysitting money.
She will start shaking her falsies and twirling her tassels (in different directions!) one of these days.
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Aimee Semple McPalin needs her a new wig! And more bondage shoes! And maybe another pair of the hooker jeans with the knee-to-crotch zippers. So handy when getting a room just isn't worth the bother!
Steve,
ReplyDeleteYou ask, "What the hell is Sarah Palin's excuse for this video tribute to herself"
Uhm...
Here's the answer to today's edition of SATSQ:
A STARBURST OF CASH!!!
Her money from earlier grifts is running low, and she needs a quick influx of cash from the rubes, suckers, marks, stooges, fools, racists, misogynists, xenophobes, homophobes, idiot, imbeciles, and morons - so, this is the bright shiny lure, to get them to bite.
She ain't never runnin' fer nothin' that ain't a bank!
Money. As in, money. You know, cash. Gramma's Social Security check. Joedolt, Jr.'s college (ha!) fund. The coffee can with the car repair money. Sissimae's babysitting money.
ReplyDeleteShe will start shaking her falsies and twirling her tassels (in different directions!) one of these days.
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Aimee Semple McPalin needs her a new wig! And more bondage shoes! And maybe another pair of the hooker jeans with the knee-to-crotch zippers. So handy when getting a room just isn't worth the bother!
I don't like her.
If only the big bad media would stop picking on poor Sarah.
ReplyDelete"Loaded?" I'll bet she's loaded.
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