On Twitter, David Limbaugh sums up the entirety of contemporary right-wing thinking in half a tweet:
Universal pre-school. Marx has to be burning with jealousy.That's it. That's everything you need to know about the political philosophy of modern conservatives.
Tweet here.
(X-posted at Balloon Juice.)
But yoo-nee-ver-sahl gun ownership, I'm all over that...
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeleteWhy try to educate our children at all, huh?
If we do that, where will the future Limbaugh's, Beck's, Coulter's, Hannity's, Savage's, and the rest of their ill ilk, come from?
Which reminds me - if we DO get Universal Pre-K, we have to make sure the kids don't eat any paste, or THAT'S where the next generation of sociopathic village idiots will come from.
Well, besides being Racist Limbaugh's brother, David has a fine sense of hyperbole. David rushed to the defense of his his chicken hawk, wide-waisted fellow traveller Jonah Goldberg, when the flabby-assed never-had-a-real-job Jonah was made to look a fool by Piers Morgan writing the following for World Nut Daily;
ReplyDeleteAfter being waterboarded into answering, Jonah ventured a guess of $50 million, after which Morgan spent the next several minutes sputtering indignantly about how a Republican such as Goldberg could think $50 million is pocket change.
The inability to actually know what is torture or what is marxism and to conflate everything with the hobogoblins of their mind, is what makes a conservative a conservative.
Groucho? Heppo? Richard?
ReplyDeleteThe best universal pre-k program in America is... in Oklahoma. I knew it was red, but I didn't know it was that kind of red....
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ReplyDeleteRise, Comrade Children, and sing along with Comrade Barney!
ReplyDelete"I love you, you love me, from each according to his ability."