Eddie Munster Cockblocks the Tribble-Toupeed One
The Courier's piece on Kentucky-Indiana pols' reactions to the Ryan Pick has one glaring hole: no comment from AynRandPaul.
Mitch McConnell, of course. Congressman Awesome John Yarmuth, sure. Buncha no-name Hoosiers, OK whatever.
No Rand.
Not in the Courier, not in the Herald, and not anywhere in a superficial google search that replied to every request for "Rand Paul on Ryan Pick" with articles about Paul Ryan's necrophiliac passion for hypocrite Ayn Rand.
The Courier does have an opinion piece on Rand's chance for stardom at the Big Dance in Tampa, but that was written before Romney even hinted at the Ryan pick. It mentions AynRandPaul as a likely contender for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination, but doesn't even hint that those hopes were dashed Friday night, when Eddie Munster became the instant 2016 front-runner.
My guess is AynRandPaul is throwing a temper tantrum somewhere, stamping his tiny feet and screeching "NOT FAIR! I'M supposed to be the VP - Daddy made Mitt promise! I'M supposed to be the leading candidate in 2016 after stupid Mitt loses to that ni**er in the White House. ME!
"MEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Wonder why Kentuckians will re-elect Mitch McConnell to the Senate in 2014? I mean, other than the utter failure of the Kentucky Democratic Party to present a remotely viable candidate?
The Tribble-Toupeed One is why. Compared to him, Mitchie-Poo is dignified bipartisanship personified.
As far as America's legacy "hires" are concerned, Rand makes Luke Russert look like a genius.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking of working on developing my theory that every generation of Republicans has to be stupider and crazier to make the prior generation look smarter and wiser in comparison.
Look what Rand does for Ron, and W did for Poppy.
Anyone want to finance my research?
It shouldn't take more than a few hours.
My theory is that they're the same person. Think about it:
ReplyDeletePaul R---; R--- Paul. Coincidence?
Both want to starve seniors and kill poor people. Coincidence?
Ryan is obsessed with Ayn Rand; Paul claims not to be named after her. Coincidence?
We report, you decide.
Tom, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
ReplyDeleteDoes this reinvigorate the Paulians who want to have a shadow convention and take the nomination away from Romney?