IF YOU ASK MITT ROMNEY WHAT TIME IT IS...
If you ask Mitt Romney what time it is, he'll look at his watch, tell you how pleased he is that it's an American watch, probably recite a few lines from some American patriotic songs, then tell you that in Europe they've destroyed the notion of linear time, and if Barack Obama has his way we'll be just like Europe, with utterly useless watches and a completely skewed sense of the hour of the day.
He'll probably never tell you what time it is.
Wow, who knew?
ReplyDeleteI thought Piaget was a Swiss company, not American.
Its Emperador Temple, at $3.3 million, is the most expensive watch in the world - at least that I could find.
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/10/04/0406_most_expensive_watches/29.htm
Nah, that one's too flashy. I'm sure Mitt goes around in something that retails at around $50-100,000, like a Tag Heuer.
No, wait, I found the perfect set of watches, from Rolex - the Men's Day Date Super President.
http://www.melrosejewelers.com/rolex-mens-day-date-super-president.htm
And they're cheap - under $20-50,000. Unless you want diamonds.
In reality, if you ask Mitt what time it is, he'll ask you what time you want it to be.
Willard. His name is Willard.
ReplyDeleteSome queers call themselves "catchers", you know, like a Mitt.