SOMETHING I'M SURE YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT

Here's James Wolcott on whether Sarah Palin requires crib notes in the boudoir (Wolcott was inspired by a Seinfeld episode, not, alas, my post on the subject):

I'm sure Sarah Palin never requires similar crib notes for the art of amour. Todd puts on the pirate suit, she pretends to be Rhonda Fleming, and the ocean waves heave to the rhythm of their rocking.

Nahhh. I think Todd doffs his shirt, puts on a shag wig and a rock 'n' roll codpiece, and Sarah pretends to be Valerie Bertinelli.

After all, they did name their youngest child Trig Paxson Van Palin for the rhyme.

(Via Digby.)