HE'S SO DREAMY!

The Fox Nation home page right now:



It's basically the way your ten-year-old niece feels about Justin Bieber, without the potential for the eventual development of emotional maturity.

Interesting, since he seems to be insisting that he's going to remain kinda-sorta pro-choice. Hey, Senate Dems, how about a sense-of-the-Senate resolution declaring Roe v. Wade the settled law of the land, with a roll-call vote, just to give Pretty Boy some of the spotlight time he so clearly craves?

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Oh gosh, I'm sorry: according to Saturday Night Live, it's silly Democrats who get heart palpitations from Brown, because Democrats are all girls, even the guys (har-har-har! Barney Frank's a fag!). Never mind. Ignore everything I said above.