NSFW

So I'm reading Wesley Pruden's Washington Times opinion piece about President Obama's response to the Iranian elections (surprise, Pruden's against it!), and in it Pruden:

* says that Obama's "tongue, golden and honeyed though it may be, is no match for reality";

* accuses Obama of relying on "the sticky warmth of mere words";

and

* says of voters in Iran that "the naughty ones [are] often punished."

Um, is Dita Von Teese ghostwriting these things for Pruden?

Oh, and the headline is very Sacher-Masoch, wouldn't you say?

Obama feels the clenched fist.

I could really use a shower right now.