ALTERNATE REALITY

On Fox News this afternoon:



Jesus wept.

What, Pat Boone and Carrie Prejean weren't available to lend their expertise on this subject? Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent didn't return Fox's calls?

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UPDATE: Oh, I'm sorry -- I didn't realize it was Reintroduce Giuliani Day in the media. He also has a New York Times op-ed today about New York State, in which, among other things, he calls for an amendment to the state constitution requiring a legislative supermajority to pass any tax increase. Yeah, that's really working out just great for California, isn't it?

I assume Rudy's courting the spotlight again in anticipation of a run for governor or senator, or possibly he's just decided he wants to be the next self-selected leader of the GOP who gets taken extremely seriously by the media....