ARUGULA!

It was a minor event, but why am I not hearing howls of outrage about that snooty elitist Sarah Palin, who was in Colorado Springs on Sunday and took one of her kids to Cold Stone Creamery?

Hell, even The Wall Street Journal thinks that Cold Stone Creamery's "$4 scoop" of ice cream is "a pricey indulgence" in these tough times. Shouldn't we have at least a news cycle's worth of cable-news chatter about how millionaire Sarah Palin is out of touch with ordinary Americans