FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BETTER

So I guess -- after making two ads a few months ago mocking the Woodstock festival -- John McCain is just fine now attending a shindig with a lot of naked women walking around and the national anthem being played on electric guitars.

Just want to make sure I'm clear on that.

Oh, and I guess mock-pimping his wife as a potential nude beauty contestant isn't going to lead to a whiff of protest from all the PUMAs who were accusing Obama of sexism....