I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS...

...but why in the hell is Jowly Joe's approval rating still so high in Connecticut? What's going on in the Nutmeg State? Might as well rename it Neoconnecticut. The place has really gone to hell since I moved out over two decades ago. At least Blackie's hasn't closed yet. One dog piled high with their stellar relish can wash away just about any pain, even the knowledge that McSame's mush-mouthed lapdog is still viewed favorably by nearly half of the residents of my former home state.