BECAUSE NO DEAD HORSE SHOULD GO UNFLOGGED

Hillary Clinton bowled on Ellen DeGeneres's show today.

Story here. Video (non-embeddable) here.

This is how we pick our president. This is how our pundits actually believe we should pick our president. We're just a backward nation that isn't ready for democracy.

Spoiler: Hill throws gutter balls. I'm guessing she decided to do that on the basis of a Mark Penn poll.