PUTTING THEIR BEST MINDS TO WORK ON THIS ONE, I'M SURE

From an article in today's New York Times about John McCain's new finance co-chairman, a former Bush moneyman:

...In 2004, contributors to Mr. Bush who collected $100,000 in checks, otherwise known as bundlers, were called Pioneers. Those who collected $200,000 were called Rangers, after the Texas baseball team once partly owned by Mr. Bush.

Mr. McCain's advisers said that the senator's campaign would also be bestowing titles on its most prolific fund-raisers....

Wait, don't tell me. Let me take a wild stab in the dark. McCain's will be called ... um ... "Mavericks"? And "Straight Talkers"?

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AND: Maybe he'll call small donors the "Little Jerks"?