MESSING WITH WINGNUTS' HEADS

Wanna have some fun? Find some right-wingers and tell them about this story, which is currently a big deal on the local news around here:

Store Clerk Fights Off Would-Be Robber With Ax

Suffolk County police say a feisty Long Island store clerk refused a gunman's demands for money and instead chased him out with an ax.

The suspect entered the Southhaven Convenience store shortly after 8 p.m. Saturday, wearing a mask and demanding money.

The clerk ... retrieved the ax from under the counter and began swinging it, chasing the man out of the store empty-handed.

...As she put it: "I said to myself, 'I'm not giving him money.'" ...

After the right-wingers have finished telling you what a great woman this store clerk is and what a pathetic liberal candy-ass you are if you don't agree, tell them a little bit more about her:

Her name is Hafize Sahim.

And as you can see on the surveillance-camera video, she wears a veil.

Now watch the right-wingers' heads explode.