DICK CHENEY IS A WUSSY LITTLE GIRLY-MAN

According to this interview with Cheney hagiographer Stephen Hayes, Cheney drinks decaf lattes.

White wine, too.

Hell, I'm a big old liberal from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, and I don't even drink lattes. (White wine, yeah, sometimes.)

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Oh, and here's a surprise for TBogg: The interview is from National Review Online, and the interviewer is Kathryn Jean "K-Lo" Lopez -- and even though she's made clear that she's awfully fond of Mitt Romney, she asks Hayes,

Can we start a Cheney-Gingrich 2008 late-entering ticket rumor right now?

K-Lo, that would be the answer to my prayers. Even Mike Gravel could beat that ticket.