Terror came to Boston this week.

I'm sure most of you will never forget exactly where you were when you learned about the utterly harmless Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral ads -- so here's a tribute to those who warned us that the end was near (even though it wasn't), sung to the tune of an Alan Jackson classic.

Where were you when the Lite-Brites were blinking
on that January morn?
Were you listenin' to Limbaugh while eatin' some Cheetos
or using Coulter pictures as porn?
Did you think that the evildoers finally won?
Did you blame some appeaseniks from France?
Did a cartoon character giving the finger
Cause you to soil your pants?

Chorus:

You're dumber than a box of rocks.
For you that's a point of pride.
If someone owns a Koran, you think we should kill 'em
just to be on the safe side.
You thought that The Big One had fin'lly arrived
but it was only some hipster with dreads.
We'll sound the all clear now, there's no need to fear now --
you can come out from under the bed.

Where were you when the Lite-Brites were blinking...
(spoken:) In your parents' basement, as usual.



(Image via TBogg.)