HILLARY IN SHOCKING "BLOSSOM-GATE" SCANDAL!!!!

Good Lord -- right-wingers will try to turn anything into a scandal. This is from NewsBusters:

If the timing came as a bit of surprise, nothing could have been less unexpected than Hillary's "I'm In" announcement of today.

But have a look at the video of her announcement. Rather than her "let's chat" rap, please focus on the background. Look out the door. Presumably the announcement was shot in one of Hillary's homes: Chappaqua or Georgetown. Now I know it's been a mild winter, but even so, surely the leaves are gone from the trees and bushes in either spot. And check out the yellow spot in the bushes. At first I thought it was just a warm dapple of sunshine. But freeze the frame when, about 1/4 of the way through, Hillary says "how to end the deficits that threaten Social Security." That's not sunshine -- those are flowers in bloom.

...what's the story? Did Hillary have this video in the can during all those months while she was claiming to be making up her mind? Was it a carefully staged artificial background? ....

Yes, wouldn't it be just appalling and sinister and devious if she taped this a while ago? Or taped it recently at the house of a friend or supporter who lives in a warm climate? THAT WOULD BE THE HEIGHT OF DISHONESTY!! SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

Wait -- I know! She taped it on her secret fact-finding mission to Indonesia to learn about Barack Obama's concealed Muslim past! Yeah, that's it! Indonesia's tropical!

There's simply no limit to the depths of her depravity....