THROW EVERYTHING AT EVERY DEMOCRAT. SOMETHING MIGHT STICK.

The right-wing "news" site American Thinker is now whining that the Obamas are too rich.

Following the usual unnatural Satan-inspired Democratic gender-role pattern, it's Mrs. O who's particularly worrisome -- she's a Harvard Law graduate who makes about $300,000 a year (the nerve!). Oh, and the senator bashes Wal-Mart, while his wife is on the board of directors of ... no, not Wal-Mart, but a company that sells to Wal-Mart. Outrageous! And he has the gall to actually make money from his two #1 bestselling books! Unspeakable!

This is the #2 story at Lucianne.com as I type. Millionaire McCain, multi-millionaire Romney, and Rudy "I Made $20 Million the Year After 9/11" Giuliani were apparently unavailable for comment.