YOU AND I, AS ENVISIONED BY WINGNUTS

I thought this would be the stupidest thing ever, but when you click "RANT" it actually generates enjoyable imitations of early-twentieth century art manifestos ("I reject slime and occupation!"), which I don't think was the point. Mystifyingly fitful use of all-caps, though. ("Unlike you and CONDOLEEZZA Rice, I am not in love with fur!!!!")

(And yes, I guess it's been kicking around for almost two years, but I just discovered it, via these idiots.)