NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

The new New York Times bestseller list is out -- and, yeah, Coulter's #1.

In fact, Coulter, Anderson Cooper, and Tim Russert are 1-2-3, with Thomas Friedman at #5, John Stossel at #7, and William Bennett at #13. You may want to rethink your citizenship. (Interestingly, though, Greg Palast's Armed Madhouse is #10.)

You'll be able to see this list on the Times Web site this weekend.