Monday, March 06, 2006

HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS MOVIE?

England's Telegraph reports that the mad geniuses in Iran have found a way to conceal evidence of their nuclear program that would be fiendishly brilliant if it weren't utterly preposterous:

Iran's Revolutionary Guards have taken the extraordinary step of cutting down thousands of trees in Teheran to prevent United Nations inspectors from finding traces of enriched uranium from a top-secret nuclear plant....

According to western intelligence sources, more than 7,000 trees which may have contained incriminating nuclear traces have been lost in a popular parkland area in the city near the Lavizan atomic research centre....

"The destruction of the trees is yet another example of the measures the Iranians are prepared to take to conceal the true nature of the nuclear programme," said a senior western official....


Cue scary music!

This story was written by The Telegraph's Con Coughlin -- the same guy who, late in 2003, told us this:

Iraq's coalition government claims that it has uncovered documentary proof that Mohammed Atta, the al-Qaeda mastermind of the September 11 attacks against the US, was trained in Baghdad by Abu Nidal, the notorious Palestinian terrorist....

The handwritten memo, a copy of which has been obtained exclusively by the Telegraph, is dated July 1, 2001 and provides a short resume of a three-day "work programme" Atta had undertaken at Abu Nidal's base in Baghdad....

The second part of the memo, which is headed "Niger Shipment", contains a report about an unspecified shipment - believed to be uranium - that it says has been transported to Iraq via Libya and Syria....


D'oh!

I believe "Con Coughlin" is the British pronunciation of "Judy Miller."

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