Y KANT BUSHIES READ

How can we expect FEMA to deal effectively with a horrendous natural disaster when the people it hires to run its educational Web site for kids can't even spell the boss's name right?

It's Chertoff with two f's, schmucks.

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And on the soon-to-be-pulled FEMA for Kids page about Michael Brown, this grammar gem:

Mr. Brown always wanted to be a lawyer and did!