COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM

Headline of a story prominently linked today at Lucianne.com:

Hurricane Victims Pile Up Credit Card Debt

Snippy comment that immediately follows, from La Goldberg or whoever ghostwrites for her:

Historical Note: When liberating G.I.s gave starving Berlin kids fresh milk, it made them very sick

Lucianne? I hope you bleed to death in a putrid gutter someday, in intense pain, and no one offers to help you.

(Incidentally, the story isn't even about those Red Cross or FEMA debit cards -- it's about exiled Gulf Coast residents maxing out their own plastic. So Lucianne gets today's Right-Wing Remedial Reading Award.)