I can't find it at the Web site, but the print edition of this week's New York Observer notes that the Paul Labrecque Salon and Spa on East 65th Street is offering "Dads and Daughters Day" spa packages for Father's Day this year. I bring this up not because it appeals to me -- I'm way too scruffy to be a metrosexual -- but because I figure a hundred B-list right-wing pundits could really use a new target for their moral outrage. Well, here it is, folks -- don't bother to thank me.