KINDA-SORTA PLAGIARISM

She [Laura Bush] also told what our weekend research suggests is the first public joke ever by a First Lady about the President of the United States engaged in intimate contact with a randy male horse.

--ABC News's "The Note" yesterday

...she did a stand-up routine that included what was probably the first joke told in earshot of a president that involved him and a horse's phallus.

--John Tierney in The New York Times today