In a new CNN/USA TODAY/Gallup Poll, 44% of Americans surveyed said the trend toward "Happy Holidays" is a change for the better, and 43% said it wasn't. Only 11%, however, said they avoid saying "Merry Christmas" out of fear of offending someone.

--USA Today

How dare you, America? Well, we'll have none of that! You're being oppressed -- and no backtalk! Now go to your room!