Left on the sidelines of the presidential debate, long-shot candidate and alleged race-spoiler Ralph Nader was nonetheless at the University of Miami -- criticizing the two headliners and plotting an unscripted cameo on the prime time stage.

"If I could only go through the ducts and leap out onstage in a cape -- that's my dream," said Nader....

--Miami Herald, via Democratic Underground

I guess Kerry is running against two children.