Every conservative in America thinks that we liberals run the country with an iron fist and a biodegradable jackboot. So how do conservatives explain the fact that (a) Take Our Daughters to Work Day has been reduced (for several years now) to Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day and (b) this year TODASTWD had to share a day with another one of our satanic exercises in indoctrination, Earth Day? Shouldn't we evil Stalinists be doing a better job of parceling out our godless rituals of thought control?