It just gets better and better....

Duvalier Wants to Return to Haiti Soon

Deposed Haitian dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier wants to return as soon as possible to his homeland, where Jean-Bertrand Aristide resigned as president after armed rebels took over much of the country.

Duvalier said in a television interview aired late on Monday, a day after Aristide fled Haiti, that he had requested a diplomatic passport several weeks ago, although he does not plan to run for president....

--Reuters

Oh, I'm sure he doesn't -- though it wouldn't be a complete surprise if he were to just happen to find himself Haiti's head of state at some point in the near future.