DUMBEST BLOG POST EVER

From John Derbyshire, National Review Online's most monomaniacal homophobe. Remember, William F. Buckley's magazine pays him to write things like this:

GAY MARRIAGE

1. If "gay marriage" is legalized, will prisoners be able to marry their cell mates? If not, why not?

2. In many jurisdictions, a marriage can be annulled if it has not been consummated. What, exactly, constitutes "consummation" of a gay marriage?

(Thanks to Kevin at Calpundit for spotting this.)