In case you really, really missed the dumb, simple-minded political jokes of the Reagan era -- good news! They're back!

The [Schwarzenegger] campaign plans a bus tour starting on Thursday in San Diego and ending on Sunday in Sacramento. Mr. Schwarzenegger will ride a coach christened "Running Man," after his 1987 movie. Supporters will ride on "Total Recall," like his sci-fi movie where he kills his wife. Reporters will ride on "Predator" and "True Lies."

Oy.