Does anyone see the irony in a group of people the country looks to for cutting-edge cultural innovation in design, style, fashion, theater and the arts in general, suddenly shrieking for something as heavy duty as marriage. Perhaps someone straight should quietly explain how much work marriage really is and the potential for it to be dull and unfunny - things the gays have always recoiled against. Perhaps then they'll stop all the nonsense, tell their partners they love them and go back to writing really great musicals.

--Lucianne Goldberg's Lucianne.com on the Supreme Court's Lawrence v. Texas ruling

And the colored people -- they're such terrific athletes and dancers! What are they all worked up about this civil rights stuff? Hey, don't get me wrong -- some of my best friends are colored....