Someone at Rupert Murdoch's HarperCollins Publishers actually got paid cash money to decide that the subtitle of Dick Morris's forthcoming book should not be Duplicity, Destruction, and Deception in American Politics, Media, and Business, but rather Traitors, Crooks & Obstructionists in American Politics, Media & Life.

Or vice versa.

From the link, I can't be sure.

I guess we'll have to wait until the book comes out next month to find out what the final decision was.

Isn't the suspense just killing you? I know it's killing me.