Neoconservative Richard Perle, a leading hawk in the Iraq debate, yesterday called for Congress to pass a "Syrian Liberation Act" modeled on the 1998 law that made regime change in Baghdad official U.S. policy.

--"Hawks Recycle Arguments for Iraq War Against Syria," Washington Times, 4/16/03

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