Someday soon, no doubt, there'll be a headline in The Onion: "Bush Designates New Provisional Government for Every Country on Planet." For now, though, we have this, from the Sydney Morning Herald:

US chooses Saddam's successor

I know this is what conquering powers do, but shouldn't we at least have told our guy to be a bit more discreet?

Who's next, by the way? Venezuela? Cuba? The San Francisco 49ers?